Cool Quotes

Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. -Mary Pickford
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz
"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." -some dead guy.
"I'm not confused, I'm well mixed." -Robert Frost
"Justice will only be achieved when those who are not injured by crime feel as indignant as those who are." -King Solomon
"Men don't care what's on TV. They care about what else is on TV." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Once in Africa I lost the corkscrew and we were forced to live off food and water for weeks." -Ernest Hemingway
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic
"Winston, you are drunk." -Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober." -Winston Churchill
When I got to the top of Everest, I was tired." -Aracelli Segarra
"To err is human, but it feels divine!" -Mae West
'Siamese twins don't commit crimes.' (comment during DNA sampling science lesson)
'When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.' -posted on a Tennessee highway

'When you got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.' -Charles W. Colson
I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
'Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.' - Anonymous
'The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.' - Stendhal

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you wearing lipstick? - she answers yes - Mind if a taste it?

Being a multimillionaire really doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Do you mind if I invade your personal space?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."

Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?

Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

If I could only be with you in my dreams, I would sleep forever.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
You see a person that you would like to meet. Tap them on the shoulder. They turn around. 'Oh.. I'm very sorry. From over there you looked like someone I know, but from here you look like someone I should know.'
You're so hot you must be the reason for global warming.

Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder, the famous blind singer of the song "I just called to say I Love You" has also given us this wonderful song Part Time Lover. Check it out...

	Stevie Wonder - part-time lover .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Also check out the "I've Just Called"
http://natalia-kas.narod.ru/music/Stevie_Wonder_I_Just_Called_To_Say_I_Love_You.mp3

	Stevie Wonder - I've Just Called to Say... .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Geek as per urban dictionary

One of four titles used to classify someone based on their technical and social skills. The other three titles are nerd, dork, and normie. The difference between the four titles can be easily shown in table form:

................ Technical ...... Social
Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
---------- ---------------- ------------
Normie ......... No ............. Yes
Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
Dork ............ No .............. No

Normie: A normal person. Blah.

Geek: An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills.

Nerd: A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected. Their technical knowledge then leads normies to neglect them even further, leading to more development of their technical skills, more neglection, etc. This vicious cycle drives them even more into social oblivion.

Dork: A person who, although also socially awkward, doesn't have the intelligence to fill the void with technical pursuits, like a nerd, and is forced to do mindless activities. Almost always alone. Usually with an XBox. Like playing Halo. All day. Every day. Not even understanding how the Xbox is making the pretty pictures on the screen. Very sad.

- SnipeYou

There are certain signs to being a geek and not a nerd. You would be a geek if:

1. You have a "My other car is a Millenium Falcon" bumper sticker on your car.

2. You think your retainer resembles a Klingon Warship.

3. You can can tell what speed a computer is connecting just by the sound the modem makes.

4. You think your computer speaks to you in English.

5. You can write papers in Binary.

6. You use a VoiceModem headset when making calls.

7. Your idea of a house party is snacking on Rice Krispy Treats and watching Tron.

8. You've seen The Guyver.

9. You have the TIE Fighter ion cannon as your ringtone.

10. You call your bedroom the Fortress of Solitude.
11. If you are able to give ten identifying signs of a geek.

- bigtones

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A Macro View of Rajkot giving an idea of the City

Rajkot Macro Map. Check it out above or click here :

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