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Love and Marriage

Love and Marriage

A student asks a teacher: What is love?

The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy 
field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back 
to pick.

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, 
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw
another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting 
for
him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to
realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he 
know
he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went 
back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better 
one,
but when later you realize, you have already miss the person
The student asked: What is marriage then? 
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn 
field
and choose the biggest corn and come back. 
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick. 

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he 
has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the 
teacher.

The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for
one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best 
one you get.... this is marriage 

Be courteous to all , but intimate with few , and let those few be well 
tried before you give them your confidence.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry
the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you
do, you'll regret it later. ;)
--
~Chintan

Joan Crawford  - "I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend."

Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve - I heard in Cruel Intentions as well as in AB's Bluffmaster

Talking about cruel intentions, in the end, this music is played and the same is used as an inspiration for Abhishek Banchchan's Bluffmaster's Background Score...
By the way, m still searching for AB's version, the breaks make it better than the original one.. do share it if u find somewhere or manage it urself...
Of course u can download the file by clicking the title above.

	Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Cool Quotes

Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. -Mary Pickford
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz
"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." -some dead guy.
"I'm not confused, I'm well mixed." -Robert Frost
"Justice will only be achieved when those who are not injured by crime feel as indignant as those who are." -King Solomon
"Men don't care what's on TV. They care about what else is on TV." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Once in Africa I lost the corkscrew and we were forced to live off food and water for weeks." -Ernest Hemingway
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic
"Winston, you are drunk." -Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober." -Winston Churchill
When I got to the top of Everest, I was tired." -Aracelli Segarra
"To err is human, but it feels divine!" -Mae West
'Siamese twins don't commit crimes.' (comment during DNA sampling science lesson)
'When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.' -posted on a Tennessee highway

'When you got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.' -Charles W. Colson
I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
'Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.' - Anonymous
'The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.' - Stendhal

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you wearing lipstick? - she answers yes - Mind if a taste it?

Being a multimillionaire really doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Do you mind if I invade your personal space?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."

Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?

Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

If I could only be with you in my dreams, I would sleep forever.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
You see a person that you would like to meet. Tap them on the shoulder. They turn around. 'Oh.. I'm very sorry. From over there you looked like someone I know, but from here you look like someone I should know.'
You're so hot you must be the reason for global warming.

Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder, the famous blind singer of the song "I just called to say I Love You" has also given us this wonderful song Part Time Lover. Check it out...

	Stevie Wonder - part-time lover .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Also check out the "I've Just Called"
http://natalia-kas.narod.ru/music/Stevie_Wonder_I_Just_Called_To_Say_I_Love_You.mp3

	Stevie Wonder - I've Just Called to Say... .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine